The Trump has a new moniker, Bunker Boy, given to him after he escaped to the White House bunker because there were peaceful protestors stationed outside. He didn’t like his new name and has since been trying to prove how tough he is, it isn’t working. He looked like a complete moron standing in front of a church waving a bible. This was supposed to show him in a good light. It didn’t happen. Most of the world is pleased as it means he’s losing votes, I don’t think even his wife will be voting for him, not judging by the look on her face when she was made to pose with her Bunker Boy. He’s also ordered some new high fencing to be erected around the presidential home but he’s not scared. Oh no.
A Harry Potter first edition hardback has sold at auction for £33,000. It was found in a skip by a teacher twelve years ago. I bet you’re all wishing you’d bought the hardback instead of thinking that the paperback would do. Still, if everyone had bought one it wouldn’t be rare so in fact you’ve saved more by going cheap.
In Ilkeston, Derbyshire a man has rescued ten cygnets who were stuck in fast flowing water in a weir. He removed his shoes and socks, paddled in and returned the babes to the swans on nearby grass. Reminds me of when we had a mother duck nesting in our garden and we awoke one morning to find a brood of ducklings running around on the grass. I decided to take them down to the nearby river and collected them in a cardboard box. The mother duck didn’t like it but there wasn’t an easy route out of the garden to safety. She squawked and flapped around me all the way to the river, I thought she might attack me. Just as I arrived, one escaped and plopped into the water and I realised that even though the new borns couldn’t fly, they could indeed swim from birth. I upturned the box, their mum jumped in after them and they swam peacefully away.The coronavirus doctor who said he would quit if Dominic Cummings didn’t, has left his job with the NHS. He had stated that he hadn’t seen his own parents since January and Cummings had spit in the face of all their efforts. Good luck to Dr. Dominic Pimenta.
Bournemouth is to recruit volunteers to help council workers deal with the influx of visitors to the beaches. They will help with crowd control and anti social behaviour (such as using the space behind beach huts as toilets, I hope). I can’t imagine what sort of response they will get but if they’re having problems they can watch a couple of recent Bunker Boy videos and get a few tips. Nighty night. Sleep tight.