Is this possible, have I really written every day for 150 days or five months? I have, and you lot are not paying attention. Yesterday when I wrote about Ghandi’s glasses I said they had been passed down through the family since 1020s instead of 1920s, nobody said a word. I should wear my glasses to do this.
Everyone’s had enough of lockdown and people are creating their own rules and hoping to get away with it. Joan Collins who is on holiday in the south of France was unceremoniously kicked out of IKEA for not wearing the proper type of face mask. She had chosen to wear a plastic visor which it seems are not allowed. She really should have bought the Burberry one I told you about a couple of days ago, it’s a snip at £90 and I’m sure she can afford it. She was later photographed with Piers have a glass of bubbly. He could afford to buy her one. Meanwhile on an internal flight in the US all the passengers had to alight from the plane because a two year old wouldn’t keep her face mask on. The mother tried to reason with staff and she was backed up by other passengers but no, they weren’t relenting. A message came over the speakers advising everyone to leave the plane. Can any of you parents imagine trying to make a 2 year old wear something on their face when they don’t want to? Kids that age know what they want and they know what they don’t want. Is this really a rule that everyone must wear a mask on a plane from age 2?
People are still partying, I’m not sure if they ever did lockdown. In Blackburn which is already a covid hotspot and in Huddersfield illegal raves were attended by hundreds of partygoers. In Birmingham officers attended over seventy different parties this weekend and one had even erected a marquee. From next Friday organisers of such events can be fined £10,000 and participants £100 which can be doubled each time for a repeat offence. Don’t suppose that will stop them but the local authorities might make a bit of money to help balance the coffers. Although it might be the local copper paying the fine as in Telford at least three policemen were seen posing with the wedding guests for a photo opportunity. There were two hundred people at the event and it lasted two days with fireworks and festivities. They forgot to remind the guests about social distancing. Lock ’em up I say.
This is a bit gruesome. In Kent in the river Medway there’s an island known as Deadman’s Island which is littered with the remains of prisoners from long ago. When people were waiting to be transported to Australia they were kept in floating prisons in very harsh conditions. Many of them died before even setting sail and were buried on the island. Over the years the wooden coffins have decayed and coastal erosion has done the rest. What a way to end your days. My day 151 is ended and it’s time for bed sleepy head. Goodnight.😴💤😴